Paperback Writer

Paperback writer,writer,writer.
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write when you take a look.
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear,
And I need a job,
So I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
It's a dirty story of a dirty man,
And his cleaning wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail.
It's a steady job,
But he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer,writer,writer.
It's a thousand pages, when you take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
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I could make it longer if you like the style.
I can change it 'round,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
If you really like it you can help and write.
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you must return it you can save it here,
But I need a break,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer,writer,writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer...